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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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