- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

woman's rights

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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