- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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