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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What stops a train? A missile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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