(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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