Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A jew enters a mall.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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