- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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