- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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