- Anti Joke

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

I love pissing people off :P

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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