- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

You're a big fat monkey.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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