Knock Knock Come in

Tucker Rivera

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Penis.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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