- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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