- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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