- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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