A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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