- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

If youre African, why are you white?

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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