Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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