what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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