- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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