- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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