- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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