- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded