- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A miserable man committed suicide.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

being sober in a bar fight

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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