A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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