- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

my wife out of the kitchen

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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