- Anti Joke

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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