chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A seal walks into a club.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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