Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Penis

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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