- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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