- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

nothing

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

The WNBA.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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