- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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