- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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