Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Ben Affleck

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

alex is cool

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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