Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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