- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is older than history?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Golf.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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