Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

woman's rights

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

i keep getting thumbs down...

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Are you a tree

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Pickles are moist.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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