Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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