- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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