question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats white jizz

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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