- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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