Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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