- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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