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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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