Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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