What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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sfdg

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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