- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

poop.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Jebron Lames.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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