I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Knock, Knock Come in

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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