- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

tim has no humor

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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