- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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