- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

a man makes a bad joke

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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