- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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