- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

flavin's head

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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