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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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