I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

You had better thumbs up this post.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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