An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Women's professional sports

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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