- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

ask me if im a door yes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.