Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

woman's rights

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Are you a tree

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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