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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

XD Jackass.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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