What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

... Chan chan

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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