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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Feminism

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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