- Anti Joke

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!