- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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