Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Feminism

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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