Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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im telling maguire

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Anti Joke

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