Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How old is victor? Half past dead

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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