Stephen Hawking

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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