- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's 2+2? Fish

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

i have yougurt mit traktor

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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