- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

All of these jokes are about white people

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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