- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Anthony sucks

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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