mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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