Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Anthony sucks

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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