Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Where's my tractor?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

whats white jizz

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

I hate blackniggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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