- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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