- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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