- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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