What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Cheese

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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