- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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