- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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