- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

The holocaust

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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