What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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women's rights

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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