What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do u call a cripple Biv

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

This statement is false.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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