- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Womens basketball

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

I have read the terms and conditions

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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