Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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The New York Giants

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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baskets

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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