My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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