whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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A lot eh?

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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