- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

nothing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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