What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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ure mama's so fat

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Sloths

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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