- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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