- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Hi what I lug you

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

The child was fired from his job.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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