- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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